Who even am I?
I am a queer femme, self-proclaimed fried potato connoisseur, house plant mom, and public health professional. I’m 31 years young and forever getting carded. On a typical day you can catch me overthinking, telling my dog she’s a model, and binge watching crime dramas. I excel at oversharing and spilling cheese dip. I would describe my aesthetic as a slutty Miss Frizzle with Better Davis eyes and Greta Garbo sighs. Suspended somewhere between being perpetually quixotic and tragically melancholy. I am an infinity of contradictions that I’ve been told is infuriating and intoxicating.
Welcome to the shit show.
likes include: coffee, shitty dance movies, sad girls, and kale
dislikes include: writing bios, shrimp, and pumping gas
hates include: all the isms beginning with capitalism
This Site
Love
A place rest all my dating debauchery and queer girl angst.
Books + Art
What and who I am reading.
Vegan Eats
Plant-based cooking for newbies.
filler
Public Health
Ramblings and rants of a public health professional trapped in a capitalist world.
House Plants
Adventures of turning my apartment into a jungle one plant at a time.
Junk Drawer
A place to rest all the crap that doesn’t quite fit anywhere else. Categories, shmatagories.
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